Monday, June 3, 2013

My cousin wrote this on FB, it sounds like Israel

So I was watchin some Cops the other day, and let me tell you - late night TV at its finest. But that's besides the point. Fact of the matter is, why is every *alleged* (innocent until proven guilty, this is America goddammit) criminal arrested for assault charged with "aggravated assault". Like I feel like that's such an unfair adjective. Way too universal. Puts every knuckle-sandwichin' American at a disadvantage right off the bat. Because every assault is different, you know? Kinda like sandwiches. Every sandwich is a sandwich, but not every sandwich is a "delicious sandwich". See what I'm sayin? Assault and sandwiches, two peas in a pod. Everybody's not aggravated. Some people are "defensive", some are "menacing", and still others are "high on bath salts". It's just unfair, unjust, and unbelievable that such particular situations are objectified to a single, detrimental descriptive modifier. All I'm sayin is, if I'm ever arrested and charged for assault, I'm telling the po-po straight up: "Sir, with all due respect, I was not aggravated during the assault in question. I was happy as hell! Livin the dream! That was euphoric assault motherfucker!"

Revolutionizing the status quo here, all for the sake of justice.

Brian

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Alex Mesa Ticketed For Running Backwards In Miami Beach, Florida

Alex Mesa Ticketed For Running Backwards In Miami Beach, Florida

Robert Rasset Jailed After Toddler Allegedly Found Wandering With Mike's Hard Lemonade

Robert Rasset Jailed After Toddler Allegedly Found Wandering With Mike's Hard Lemonade

Mother Declares Her Children Are "the Biggest Regret of Her Life" | Parenting - Yahoo! Shine

Mother Declares Her Children Are "the Biggest Regret of Her Life" | Parenting - Yahoo! Shine

Teen, Eats Only Ramen, Has Health of 80 Year Old 

Teen's Strange Ramen Addiction  | Healthy Living - Yahoo! Shine

BBC News - Google launches tool to determine data use after death

BBC News - Google launches tool to determine data use after death

Vietnamese bridge is a giant fire-breathing dragon (Wired UK)

Vietnamese bridge is a giant fire-breathing dragon (Wired UK)

ThinkGeek :: ThinkGeek BuckyBall Voluntary Recall

I should stock up and sell them off 20 years from now!!  Kind of reminds me of Jarts (which I'm still looking for).

In case you're not aware, we have decided to publicly announce our participation in a recall for Buckyballs and Buckycubes along with several other retailers. We chose to participate because of the recent actions and findings of the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), which found that ingestion of Buckyballs and Buckycubes can result in serious internal injuries that can lead to death if left untreated. Unfortunately, at this time, the number of incidents causing injuries continues to rise.
We are emailing you today because you've purchased Buckyballs and Buckycubes from us in the past, so we'd like to offer you ThinkGeek credit towards a future purchase.
You can find more information on our recall and how to participate here:ThinkGeek Buckyball and Buckycube FAQ.
If you have any questions, please call us at 1-888-GEEK STUFF (1-888-433-5788). Our Customer Service monkeys are standing by.
Thanks and don't forget to be awesome,
Kirk L. Somers, Esq.
ThinkGeek General Counsel


ThinkGeek :: ThinkGeek BuckyBall Voluntary Recall FAQ

100 Wild Huts: Wild Hut 19



100 Wild Huts: Wild Hut 19

Moniker - T A Y L O R | S I M P S O N | D E S I G N

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Moniker - T A Y L O R | S I M P S O N | D E S I G N

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

IRS Can Read Your Email Without Warrant - Slashdot

IRS Can Read Your Email Without Warrant - Slashdot

These People are Crazy! Right?!?


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Holy Crap!

Plan Choices

Why do trains stay on the track as they go around a curve?



Why do trains stay on the track as they go around a curve? - Boing Boing

Should You Pay $250k to Go to College? No.

Interesting POV

Should You Pay $250k to Go to College? - LAUNCH -